gary: jihyo freaked out cuz i told her i never drink water, so now she’s making me drink 8 glasses a day. it’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-
jongkook: that’s grease, gary.
gary: well it’s wet, isn’t it?
introducing the mapo gu siblings~
jihyo: if you talk to me again, i will drop a mountain on you
kwangsoo: you mean figuratively?
jihyo: no, i mean geologically
jihyo: don’t do anything dangerous
somin: you and i both know that that’s asking for too much
jaesuk: look, i’m not all about goofy antics and spontaneous fires
jihyo: but you..mostly are?
jaesuk: well, yeah
jihyo: okay so let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now
jihyo: stabbing…isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an…activity. which i hope you don’t do to me. emotion is more of a feeling
jongkook: well maybe i feel stabby
jihyo: don’t overreact
jaesuk, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: i’m not
jihyo: kwangsoo, we’ve tried it your way
kwangsoo: no, we didn’t
jihyo: i did in my head, and it didn’t work
jihyo: [types] you don’t have to sign your name on texts
sukjin: [types] dear jihyo, suggestion noted. sincerely, ji sukjin