Category: song ji hyo

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gary: jihyo freaked out cuz i told her i never drink water, so now she’s making me drink 8 glasses a day. it’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

jongkook: that’s grease, gary.

gary: well it’s wet, isn’t it?

introducing the mapo gu siblings~

introducing the mapo gu siblings~

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jihyo: if you talk to me again, i will drop a mountain on you

kwangsoo: you mean figuratively?

jihyo: no, i mean geologically

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jihyo: don’t do anything dangerous

somin: you and i both know that that’s asking for too much

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jaesuk: look, i’m not all about goofy antics and spontaneous fires

jihyo: but you..mostly are?

jaesuk: well, yeah

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jihyo: okay so let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now

jongkook: stabbing

jihyo: stabbing…isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an…activity. which i hope you don’t do to me. emotion is more of a feeling

jongkook: well maybe i feel stabby

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jihyo: don’t overreact

jaesuk, already digging his grave and shovelling dirt on himself: i’m not

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jihyo: kwangsoo, we’ve tried it your way

kwangsoo: no, we didn’t

jihyo: i did in my head, and it didn’t work

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jihyo: [types] you don’t have to sign your name on texts

sukjin: [types] dear jihyo, suggestion noted. sincerely, ji sukjin