kwangsoo: thanks dad!
kwangsoo: …why is everyone staring at me?
somin: you just called jaesuk “dad.” you said, “thanks, dad.”
kwangsoo: what? no, i didn’t! i said “thanks, man.”
jaesuk: do you see me as a father figure, kwangsoo?
kwangsoo: no, if anything, i see you as a brother, because you sometimes annoy me!
jihyo: hey, show your father some respect!
jongkook: all of my snacks are organic.
jaesuk: that’s cool. we eat candy off the floor.
jaesuk: now, what’s the most important thing to remember during an earthquake?
kwangsoo: to have fun and be yourself
kwangsoo: you are my best friend in the whole world. we even share a toothbrush!
joongki: [looking repulsed] we do?
kwangsoo, opening a capri sun: i guess i’ll just drink my sorrows away
sechan: anyone else feel like this?
kwangsoo: like what?
jongkook: stay out of trouble
kwangsoo: that’s not really my strong suit
kwangsoo: so would u say you slightly hate me or completely hate me?
kwangsoo: it was multiple choice but okay noted
sechan, to somim: how dumb do they think we are?
kwangsoo: sometimes jongkook and jihyo leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list
jaesuk about rm: i tried starting a gang once but it just turned into a babysitting gig