Category: kim jong kook

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gary: jihyo freaked out cuz i told her i never drink water, so now she’s making me drink 8 glasses a day. it’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

jongkook: that’s grease, gary.

gary: well it’s wet, isn’t it?

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jaesuk: wait a minute! you don’t go towards the weird, scary sound!

jongkook: yeah, we do. we always do.

jaesuk: right, i hate that about us!

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gary: i have this science headcanon-

jongkook: why can’t you just say hypothesis like a normal person?

gary: so, my science headcanon is-

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kwangsoo: what you need is faith

jongkook: and what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge

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jongkook: don’t look directly at them! just glance around the room a little

haha: glance around the room?

jongkook: yeah, just use your eyes…be subtle. be small

haha, trying not to turn his haid too much: my eyes, they slant down. i don’t have good peripheral

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jihyo: okay so let’s start by talking about the emotions you’re feeling right now

jongkook: stabbing

jihyo: stabbing…isn’t really an emotion, it’s more of an…activity. which i hope you don’t do to me. emotion is more of a feeling

jongkook: well maybe i feel stabby

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jongkook: is he dead?

jaesuk: i’m no doctor, but you see the way the side of his head’s all caved in like that..?

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Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad.