gary: jihyo freaked out cuz i told her i never drink water, so now she’s making me drink 8 glasses a day. it’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-
jongkook: that’s grease, gary.
gary: well it’s wet, isn’t it?
jaesuk: the running man team is competent.
kwangsoo, rushing in: hyung! somin tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and broke everything!
jaesuk: now it’s time for some witty, back and forth banter. you go first.
jaesuk: look, i’m not sure where to go with that
jaesuk: wait a minute! you don’t go towards the weird, scary sound!
jongkook: yeah, we do. we always do.
jaesuk: right, i hate that about us!
joongki: what’s going on with your face?
kwangsoo: i hate seeing you like this, so i’m flexing my eyes real hard to keep from crying
gary: i have this science headcanon-
jongkook: why can’t you just say hypothesis like a normal person?
gary: so, my science headcanon is-
jaesuk: now, what’s the most important thing to remember during an earthquake?
kwangsoo: to have fun and be yourself
jihyo: if you talk to me again, i will drop a mountain on you
kwangsoo: you mean figuratively?
jihyo: no, i mean geologically
jihyo: don’t do anything dangerous
somin: you and i both know that that’s asking for too much
kwangsoo: what you need is faith
jongkook: and what you need is a psychiatrist who enjoys a challenge