Category: incorrect running man quotes

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kwangsoo: thanks dad!

kwangsoo: …why is everyone staring at me?

somin: you just called jaesuk “dad.” you said, “thanks, dad.”

kwangsoo: what? no, i didn’t! i said “thanks, man.”

jaesuk: do you see me as a father figure, kwangsoo?

kwangsoo: no, if anything, i see you as a brother, because you sometimes annoy me!

jihyo: hey, show your father some respect!

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gary: permission to take a selfie of the two of us, hyung?

jongkook: permission denied.

gary, snapping a picture: too late!

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gary: new plan! no plan, we wing it!

gary: probably won’t work, but i said it with a lot of confidence.

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jongkook: all of my snacks are organic.

jaesuk: that’s cool. we eat candy off the floor.

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jongkook: do you accept constructive criticism?

kwangsoo: no

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jihyo: you could’ve died, jaesuk!

jaesuk: i wasn’t hurt that badly. the doctors said all the bleeing was internal – that’s where the blood’s supposed to be.

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haha: looking back on it, i have no regrets

jongkook: you should.

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haha: looking back on it, i have no regrets

jongkook: you should

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gary: jihyo freaked out cuz i told her i never drink water, so now she’s making me drink 8 glasses a day. it’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

jongkook: that’s grease, gary.

gary: well it’s wet, isn’t it?

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jaesuk: the running man team is competent.

kwangsoo, rushing in: hyung! somin tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and broke everything!